thisisfusion:

Major League Baseball’s batting average hit its lowest point in over four decades this season.

Right now, the l
eague-wide batting average is .251, according to the stat-tracking website FanGraphs. That’s the lowest average since 1972, one year before the American League introduced the designated hitter.

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trapollinaire:

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trapollinaire:

whatever grrm

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alkthash:

Says Aquaman, the most amphibious dude in the Justice League.

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handglownglassbone:

when an entire class of elementary school kids gets on stage to half-ass a performance on their recorders for their parents in the audience, would that technically be dissonant/freeform/chaotic enough to qualify as musique concrete? was i accidentally a noise musician for a day in 3rd grade? are all elementary school music teachers really just radical outsider artists on the low?

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ollivander:

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ollivander:

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darnni:

coolator:

i hate this

This is the greatest six seconds ever

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officialunitedstates:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."  False:

  • the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand.  the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
  • it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
  • going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand.  transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds

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